Button-Down Shirts 

 

Big Problem: Don’t you love the way a button-down shirt looks, there’s plaid and denim there are so many options. But, do you know what I don’t love is that gap between the buttons when you even slightly move. It doesn’t matter how large the shirt gets there is always that strained cleavage cavern awaiting you. And overtime, even if you’ve found that one button-down that magically doesn’t pull the buttons will pop. They may even pop off and fly into a dates face. Not that I would know, cause that has never happened to me. Ever.

 

Positive: If you do get a cleavage cavern, at least you’ve got some damn nice cleavage in there. And keyholes are on trend.

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Unexpectedly Knocking Things Over 

 

Big Problems: Your sitting at the dinner table and your friend innocently asks you to pass the butter, you lean over to grab it and BAM the salt is knocked over, your fork is on the floor and your napkin has been pushed over to the other side of your plate. All this taken out by a single breast.

 

If you have big boobs you know that we can’t always tell how large they really are and sometimes things will get in our path unexpectedly. The best thing to do is to just giggle and hope that you didn’t just put your boob in your plate.

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Positive: Super easy way to create a distraction if need be. There’s nothing like someone’s boob knocking over a beer or someone to change the subject.

 

One Piece Bathing Suits

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Big Problems: Now, I know this doesn’t seem like a big problem. But, come talk to me when your bathing suit is trying to suffocate you. You’ve finally found it the perfect one piece, it’s not only cute but long enough (#tallgirlproblems). You begin to pull it up and it fits amazing, you can’t contain your excitement. Now, remember a one piece isn’t like a bikini where you can get your bottoms one size and your top a different. This one piece is all ONE size. You FINALLY get the top half over your cleavage when you realize your boobs now look like balloons that just won’t deflate and you honestly can’t breathe.

 

Don’t worry at this point if you’re now weighing the importance of breathing over the perfect one piece, us big boobed girls have all been there.

 

Positive: That cleavage can make any boring one piece look good. Oh and you have big boobs, get it girl.